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Want a unique and memorable item from conventions? Make your own personal one, have celebrities or new friends sign your shirt as a keepsake.

Want a positive and uplifting shirt? Promote self care with this critical hit.

If you're like us, when you are getting to roll dice, that's good living. If playing TTRPGs makes you happy, this may be the shirt for you.

Dice therapy always does us good!

Find yourself always seeming to fall for the BBEG? End up wanting to fight alongside rather than against the BBEG? Then this shirt is for you!

I am not in the mood for Fumbles today. 

Do you frequently find yourself on the bottom of the leaderboard, BUT, your friends keep you around because you're the funny one? Snag this shirt and make them laugh again.

Are you a mom who games? Are you looking for a shirt to get your mom who games? Well, you've found it here!

A great shirt to wear to a Halloween party

 We've all seen the memes. We don't care how big the room is. When it's time, it's time! 

Gamers would just rather be gaming. It really is that simple.

It's just a phase. It will pass, I think. "insert evil genius grin"

Hand of the Dice God? Ever felt like someone else was controlling your dice? Maybe they were?

You have no reason not to collect dice, like seriously, no reason. 

We all know hearing those words....level up.....

Hard to top hearing that in a session. 

If you've ever pulled from the deck, you know and fear this card. 

When you just really feel like rolling some dice, let them "thangs" roll.

Can't say it any more clearly. 

What's the most TTRPG sessions you've been involved in at once?

I'm just here for the crits and giggles!

Hello there BOOTYful. My, that's one big booty you have there.

Sometime you've just got to hang with the guys.

No matter how much you plan, there are games where it seems like the dice told the story the whole session.

Let's get a game going and roll some dice.

When forced from your comfy underground home, you make yourself a new one above ground. 

Probably the creepiest forest you will ever find. An evil forced inflicted with a curse from the combined powers of a powerful fiend and a vampire lord. Vampiric treants rule this forest.

An ancient elder treant, some believe her to be an avatar of Seylayah, the Goddess of Nature and the Woodlands. The elves guard her eternally and faithfully.

We offer different color combinations of hoodies with our logo on them.

You'll just have to play through our module, Debts of Improbable Company to find out more about this BBEG.

A new custom background offered in The Resurgent Kingdoms Campaign Setting. For as scary and deadly as Orinthorne is to most, the vampiric treants of Orinthorne protect children at all costs. To figure out why this is you'll have to play Debts of Improbable Company or get the campaign setting. 

Need a notebook to keep notes for your character or your campaign? Have at it!

Grab some gear promoting our world if you enjoy playing in it.

Ningal, Goddess of Hope and the Sun, the six-tailed phoenix.